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12 RULES FOR WHOLESOME SEX

Chike Oranye
8 min readApr 10, 2023
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Rules…without them we live with the animals — Wiston

I have to agree with Winston on this one. Rules keep us safe and bring order to chaos. In today’s sex-filled or sex-depraved world — depending on who you ask — it is even more crucial to have rules to keep our hedonistic sexual urges and tendencies in check.

As I write this blog post, we are 10 days into the second quarter of the year 2023. This means quite a number of you have been“freaky in dah sheets” and going about it the wrong way. So, out of the goodness of my heart — and the hope this blog post would rank as number 1 on the first page of Google — I have carefully curated a list of dos and don’ts romantic couples can follow to get the most out of their sexual experience.

See this as the fine line to walk as you dance the sacred dance that exchanges bodily fluids and increases your chances of having a permanent or temporary S.T.D

Okay, that last part may have been a bit much, but I love dark humour, and this is my blog, so…

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Chike Oranye
Chike Oranye

Written by Chike Oranye

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