😁 The 5 major kinds of love

I know…I know, I was absent for weeks. Here’s the reason.

I was kidnapped and held for ransom. My kidnappers demanded $200,000 for my release.

But I escaped by dislocating my wrist, picking the lock of my cell, strangling the guard while asleep in the dead of night, and running through the jungle for five miles before I found a police station where I explained my situation and made it safely back home. That’s the story…..

I tell people who ask about my absence to sound cool and mysterious. But since I made a promise to always be honest with you guys, here is the truth. The whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I fell sick. I can’t get into details of the illness not because I want to be mysterious or private, but because I honestly do not know what was wrong with me. Instead of going to the hospital like a “lil bitch” I decided to thug it out like a “real nigga” 😤.

Was that reckless of me? maybe. Could I have recovered in a few days instead of the weeks it took for my body to fully recover if I had gone to the hospital and taken medications prescribed to me by a doctor?